Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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