..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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