how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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