I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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