Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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