Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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