I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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