those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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