3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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