Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
This is my gift to your gina
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just had sex on a roof
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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