Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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