i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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