Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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