Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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