just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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