Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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