if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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