He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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