Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
