I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Come see our sink grown plant.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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