We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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