I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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