what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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