My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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