I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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