ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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