Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i dont even know how to be here
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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