u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
it glows. i had to have it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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