Its about making memories worth repressing
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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