real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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