So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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