i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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