butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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