if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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