You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
