He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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