Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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