have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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