I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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