Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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