And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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