just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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