At least make sure they are 18
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dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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