I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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