Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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