Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Your penis caused this!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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