there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
