The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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