Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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