I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
