I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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