U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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