i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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