at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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